Affiliate program WelcomePartners offers its webmasters to convert traffic in the online casino niche. There are more than 20 products available, and each has its own terms and conditions, promotional materials, and bonuses.
There are different types of promotional materials:
Banners;
Landings;
Demo-version of games;
Keywords;
Rotators;
Active webmasters can get a customized promo materials. Payouts are made via RevShare from 25% to 55%. There’s also a possibility to work via CPA model (from $70 to $140 for an Active player), but it’s only possible after the interview with the webmaster.
Reviews
I've been working for quite a long time, the devil pulled me to take this affiliate program, flooded the traffic, spent the budget. And I started to suspect something when they stopped counting leads after +/- 20 leads (the cap was 50). To the question why the leads are not counted, I did not receive a specific answer, 3-4 options were named why they might not be counted and the question was voiced "why do you need to know this at all?"
Next, a brief summary of the pizdets taking place in several acts.
1. Thrown into the hold
2. They called my traffic a fraud, specifically a substitution of the source
3. Requested proof (video required!)
4. I provided all the proofs (I recorded Monique on my smartphone at their request for a second!))
5. The proof was accepted!!!!!! But the traffic is still a fraud, we see it by the amounts of in and out and the activity of the players, they told me (this is called we came up with a reason for the scam - we took a shit and abruptly changed our shoes)
6. When they realized that they were falling down, they began to blame the unics, but keitara says the opposite in general)
7. They do not want to contact the CEO according to the situation, or is it the principle of the affiliate program policy to drive the web for payments!
BOTTOM LINE, DO NOT TRY TO WORK WITH THIS affiliate program IN ANY FORM, THE MOST ORDINARY UNCOVERED BENCH!!!
p.c. I hope karma will return to you everything that you took from decent hard workers with your scam.
p.p.c. I will not say anything for support, they work according to the drain methodology, as it is probably prescribed from above.
To all who read, all the best and I wish you not to fall for such "cranks" as this affiliate program!
I attach the screenshots for everyone to see, I have nothing to hide.
Dear moderators, do not spoil your reputation with affiliate benches, remove this monster from your resource
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I do not recommend this affiliate program. You will waste your time. I worked with this affiliate program and in parallel with another one, the traffic is the same, but the conversion rate of this affiliate program is actually nothing compared to the other one. Pay attention to the update of statistics in this affiliate program. It is updated once an hour or so, a clever move))). Imagine on your ref link to register a player and begins to play immediately making good deposits. They see this and take it to themselves, and in your statistics updated after an hour 0...))). Today I looked there and saw the news about raising the minimum withdrawal amount to 1 000 times higher))), the move is also very interesting. That is, many beginners who drive traffic there traffic to dial the minimum will be difficult, many will spit on this case, and the money and players will remain with them.
Good afternoon!
Please note that the affiliate program does not directly affect the rise or fall of conversion on a particular product. There are many factors that can affect the quality of your traffic.
We also draw your attention to the fact that statistics in the webmaster's office is updated on average from 10 to 30 minutes. You can see the last time of recalculation (update) of statistics in your personal panel.
Please contact our support team to resolve and clarify all possible details:
Telegram support: @WelcomePartners
Skype support: WelcomePartners
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I got to this affiliate program by accident, so they have a great rate for LEAD, although I have worked and work with such proven companies as Advertiz, 3Snet, Ufilates. I do not know why I got into this shady company, maybe the rate is higher than others. But then I realized why. And maybe the fact that I had read the purchased reviews, well, in general I contacted them. And as soon as I got my link, I immediately realized that they advertise a scam casino (who do not know, read the difference between the original and the original casino scams) began to get angry comments on the site, who was registered by my banner, I had to even turn off the comments function, I personally took Slotozala scam, though I asked the original. I personally took Slotozal's scam, even though I asked for the original. So I drove traffic 155,000 rubles for two weeks. I had already suspected that this affiliate is a dark horse. And now, 10 days later, the manager suddenly decided to learn the funnel SEO, wrote to me, where I told her honestly that I bought ads in Teasers, and advertise their site everywhere (in order to increase issuance, who knows that will understand) in response, she said she would pay nothing, although players have passed all conditions of qualification (screenshot prelagayu). That is when I was convinced that we should not believe Bought reviews, and carefully study everything. And do not be fooled by the high stakes. Let us work for a little less money, but it is better to work with a trusted broker. So do not mess with this charagoy. Carefully study the reviews, otherwise you as SUCKAMYAT you as well as me.
By the way the manager, and support, just separately 0, yes, that's right, you can answer in a day or two, or a couple of three hours. What proves once again the incompetence of this affiliate program.
Good afternoon!
We want to clarify the situation and draw your attention to the fact that you initially misled the support team of our affiliate program, when you said that you will send us SEO traffic, but in the end you spilled teasers. You were connected to the program and received links specifically for SEO, but you spilled the traffic from completely different sources. We do not pay for switching sources. In your case, we met you halfway and credited the entire amount of player deposits, minus the amount of withdrawals and decided to terminate cooperation. Payment will go automatically on Monday.
We do not welcome the insults of our employees and do not work with partners who use incorrect tone of communication.
For further questions - please contact our support team:
Support: @WelcomePartners
SKYPE: welcomepartners
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What is this whining comrades?
Here is my statistics, superb traffic, I'm not driving traffic for 3 months now, but still get something from Yandex. Where else will you earn 400 rubles for the transition?
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
I have been working with this affiliate program for several months. I have no problems with payments, they can make a pre land for the web on request. They are ready to increase the rate for the deposit depending on the traffic. So far, the flight is normal)
Good afternoon!
We hope that in the future our cooperation will become even more fruitful and always only successful!
If you have any additional questions, please contact our support team:
Support: @WelcomePartners
SKYPE: welcomepartners
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
I decided to test WelcomePartners, I've worked with them for 1.5 months, unfortunately. I don't advise anyone to mess with these dumpsters! From the advantages, there is a good the choice of offers, that's all. Now about the disadvantages:
1. About the update of statistics, they write that it takes 5-30 minutes, in reality - 1h. 27 minutes. It seems that statistics is updated not automatically, but manually. I am more than confident that they edit your stats as they want;
2. Terrible conversion, or rather there is none at all. At the initial stage, they"dumped" 4 allegedly bad first deposits for the whole time. Convert of 40 registrations - 4 first deposits, it's a bullshit, I was working with another affiliate program at the same time, the same traffic, players are the same, the conversion is 3, a maximum of 5 registrations - one first deposit. Conclusion, they do the conversion themselves as they want. I've asked the support about the conversion, they write that it's 25-30%, i.e. every 3rd, 4th deposit, in fact, every tenth at least, that is why I no longer pour traffic on these scammers;
3. 3. Customer service, you do not learn anything new from them, they do not care, they earn the money regularly unfortunately. They do not care about their partners, they only have endless excuses.
4. DO NOT BE FOOLED, THEY ARE SCAMMERS, YOU JUST GIVE THEM REFERRALS, AND THEY ARE ENGAGED IN SUCKING MONEY ALLEGEDLY FROM THE PLAYERS. RATS!
Good day, Maks777!
I'm sorry we couldn't help you.
We want to draw your attention to our reputation, which speaks for itself - we've been working since 2013 and pay millions of dollars weekly to webmasters, help them scale and help them optimize their advertising campaigns if the webmaster wants.
Contact our support team for a solution to your situation:
Telegram support: @WelcomePartners
Skype support: WelcomePartners
Go to hell, you drive traffic on you, no depts, as soon as I stopped driving traffic on you, suddenly began to appear transitions of some kind. At the time I scored the link was removed, pereshestv in principle could not be. Where did you get them, it is not clear. In a word cunning, do not be fooled by them and do not drive traffic, they will throw!
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I have been working since 2020. Support can always make gifs, help, give the best rate on the market. I recommend it!
Sergeysend, hello!
Thank you for the review. :) Pleased to partner with you!
If you have any additional questions, please contact our support team:
Support: @WelcomePartners
SKYPE: welcomepartners
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
I really like that they do not cut payments if I do not like the quality of traffic, they tell us right away, not like other affiliate programs, who tell us at the end of the month that they cut us)
The managers are good and Ashley WP helps us a lot)
I do not like that they take so long to load the stats, it takes 1-3 hours to do for them, other things are great))
Almazgames, hello!
Thank you for your review of our affiliate program. :) Happy to cooperate with you!
You can always contact us on telegram:
Support: @WelcomePartners
SKYPE: welcomepartners
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
In Vulkan I work with affiliate program for about 3 years, never pour traffic in others. No complaints, everything was always paid and is paid. Top masters always help and provide the most comfortable conditions for work!
Good afternoon, Deadeck_2880!
Thank you for your feedback. Glad to remain your reliable and stable partner! :)
For any additional questions - knock on our support or contact your personal manager:
support: @WelcomePartners
Have a nice day!
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I've started to driving traffic not so long ago and there were questions to the support, but they do not answer for 1 day!
I am so happy with everything except for support, I have not received the payment yet, but I think there will be no problems!
My mail is mihailmichitiuc002@gmail.com
Michael, hello!
Thank you for your review.
On weekends, requests to the WelcomePartners program are processed on a first-come, first-served basis. Due to the high volume of requests, there may be a delay in the response from our support team. You have contacted us on one of these weekends.
As far as we know, you have already contacted your manager and your question has been successfully solved.
We are glad to cooperate with you!
Please feel free to contact us via telegram to decide and clarify all possible details:
support: @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina: @kristina_welcome_ambas
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
Most of the gambling affiliate program (I haven't worked with others) have problems with getting through to the support. How so? You write and wait for an answer for two days. By the time they answer, it is easier to sort it all out yourself or go to the competition
Not even an answer here. How come, guys? You're not the only ones in the market!
Hello, Stanislavlem.lem!
We are sorry for the delay in answering your question.
Our team WelcomePartners, namely the support team and personal manager of the webmaster, always try to respond as quickly as possible.
Due to the high flow of requests, sometimes there may be a delay of several hours.
We would like to draw your attention to the fact that requests received by the partner program on weekends are processed exclusively on a first-come-first-served basis. It so happens that the activity of webmasters is rather high on weekends. :)
Perhaps you contacted our support team on one of these days off.
Contact us in telegram, we will gladly help you and answer all your questions:
support @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina @kristina_welcome_ambas
Thank you!
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
They pay well, yes, but there is an automatic payout.
At first the conversion was fine, then it drastically dropped by 3 times and with the same parameters the traffic dropped. The manager did not explain me anything. I stopped driving traffic, something even hang on the money. There is a minimum number of leads, which should be present for the payout. https://prnt.sc/qtnimt
Good afternoon, Partnerkinbot!
Alas, an affiliate program cannot directly affect the increase/decrease in the conversion rate of one or another of the offers. There are an endless number of factors that may have influenced the decrease in the % of conversion of your traffic on the product.
However, we always go towards our partners and offer different ways to optimize traffic.
And yes, you're right, the minimum number of leads from the lobby - 5 (five) leads within one offerer (program). This is stated in the rules of the affiliate program. Also, all conditions of cooperation are stipulated at the start of cooperation.
Please contact us in telegram to decide and clarify all possible details:
support @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina @kristina_welcome_ambas
We would be glad to renew our cooperation! ?
Good afternoon, Partnerkinbot!
Alas, an affiliate program cannot directly affect the increase/decrease in the conversion rate of one or another of the offers. There are an endless number of factors that may have influenced the decrease in the % of conversion of your traffic on the product.
However, we always go towards our partners and offer different ways to optimize traffic.
And yes, you're right, the minimum number of leads from the lobby - 5 (five) leads within one offerer (program). This is stated in the rules of the affiliate program. Also, all conditions of cooperation are stipulated at the start of cooperation.
Please contact us in telegram to decide and clarify all possible details:
support @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina @kristina_welcome_ambas
We would be glad to renew our cooperation! ?
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
I didn't like the affiliate a lot. It's been two years since I cooperated with them. The main two disadvantages:
1) managers are not very responsive in terms of creating content (banners, texts).
2) The low interest rate.
I will tell more on the second point. There is another affiliate program, which PRs the same casinos. Same Vulkan 24, just Vulkan, etc.. But there percentage of deductions is higher. That means that the casinos have not just the same names, they are the same casinos. Plus they treat the masters better, always meet halfway with their partners. Evaluation is in comparison.
Offers have proven to be excellent on sites with demo slots and review sites of the casinos.
Hello!
We would like to draw your attention to the fact that in the WelcomePartners program there is a wide range of promotional materials: webpages, banners, game demos.
To get acquainted with the available materials, you can in your personal panel in the tab "Promo". Of course, you can always knock to your personal manager or your support team. :)
Text reviews of projects are provided to webmasters who have more than 500 unique visitors per day on their target URL, or generate more than the first 20 deposits per month in the affiliate program.
The percentage of earnings depends on the particular offerer, geo and traffic source. With the volume and quality of traffic we can consider an individual, higher rate for the webmaster.
Knock to us in telegram to clarify all possible details:
support: @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina: @kristina_welcome_ambas
You write that the other affiliate program pours on the same casino Vulkan 24! I want you and other ignorant people to disappoint! These all kinds of volcanoes on the Internet as dirt! All this is because they do not have a license - it's a script casino! You optionally can buy a similar casino for 10-20 thousand rubles, podshamanit design, that is slightly different, call for example "Vulkan-poop" (the difference is not, you'll have a 10 million first casino like Vulcan) and everything, then you buy the engine affiliate (about 100-200 dollars) depends on functionality. That's all, you own a casino Vulkan-poop and so-and-so owner of this casino affiliate. Then you promote your partner and throw like they do other peas, and you're in the bag!
A week of work for one person maximum!
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Unfortunately, I work on a different subject, and no matter how hard I tried, nothing works with the casino. But from my experience, the impressions are only positive: I worked at cashplanet, and they had much less payouts on revshare.
Anyway, I have little experience in this subject, just old players sometimes appear, make a deposit and the money comes to them.
Greetings!
Thank you for your feedback.
Please tell us if you are deep into the gambling theme now?
Please contact us on telegram, we will be happy to give you recommendations for optimizing your traffic.
Thank you!
Contact WelcomePartners:
support: @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina: @kristina_welcome_ambas
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
Started working a little over a week ago. The manager is always in touch, support on technical issues, too. The ratio is great. I have not worked with this direction before, but so far everything satisfies me. I did not receive payouts yet, I will report later, but I think everything will be ok.
Good afternoon!
Thank you for your review. :)
We hope for our further fruitful cooperation!
You can always contact us on telegram:
support: @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina: @kristina_welcome_ambas
This review reflects the subjective opinion of the user, and not the official position of the editors.
I started to drive traffic on their product VULCAN 24 and VULCAN DELUX, everything was good until I started driving a good amount of traffic there, at that point WelcomePartners requested proofs of the traffic (I have provided all of the proofs), they said that they will hold and eventually they should pay out everything, knowing that I still continued driving traffic on them for a week. But in a week, I've found out from my aquaintances that this case is not unique and they do not want to pay anything! Eventually I didn't get anything.
HERE IS A LIST OF THEIR PRODUCTS:
$-vulkan.com
vulkan24club.com
vdeluxe.net
gmsdeluxe.com
gmslots.com
pharaonbet.com
vulkanstavka.com
maxbetslots.com
vulkanstars.com
admiral777.com
slotozal.com
eldorado24.com
vulkanroyal.com
joykasino.net
I hope my review will help someone to save their money.
Good afternoon!
Please email our Telegram support team to resolve this issue: @WelcomePartners (Support).
Thank you!
Wrote to support heard another nonsense. "We believe that your traffic was fraudulent so they did not pay" - the traffic is not fraudulent month you all suited until I did not drove traffic on a large sum. Who is interested I can give screenshots of correspondence write e-mail 732978@mail.ru. They ignore wildly and they all do not care. I have given all the proofs, and from your side that you write this nonsense and babbling. They just decided to screw you. Pobedivaya with any manager of another affiliate network, any will say that they are crazy and you can not drive traffic on them. And I don't understand why ask to write to your support team to resolve this issue if you don't want to solve the problem. This is the first time I have encountered such an attitude.
Dear Maksim18!
As it turns out, you have not worked with the WelcomePartners program. We have not accepted any traffic from you and we have not agreed on any partnership before. We cannot discuss any actions on the part of the CPA network. We are willing to accept traffic on previously agreed terms, with us exclusively, and pay based on these terms.
Thank you!
What are you talking about your support team confirmed that the traffic you were receiving through resailers affiliate program AlfaLeads, what I have all the screenshots and proof of traffic (who want information, write to e-mail 732978@mail.ru all will send) AND THAT YOU START LIKING PEOPLE THIS IS THE FACT!!!
Dear Maksim18,
You yourself came to WelcomePartners support saying that you worked with AlfaLeads and they are the ones who did not pay you money.
For what reasons they did not do this, we do not know. Just as it is unclear to us for what reason you have decided that it was us who had something to do with the non-payment of funds. If you had previously worked with WelcomePartners and we had refused to pay you, for one reason or another, we could explain these reasons. In this case, we can not comment on the situation, due to the fact that you have not worked with us, but with another affiliate program. We have not seen your traffic and cannot draw any conclusions.
We recommend you to continue the dialogue with the affiliate program that has not paid you money. And stop spreading unconfirmed information about WelcomePartners, having no experience with it.
Thank you!
Dear Maksim18,
Within the framework of cooperation with AlfaLeads there were cases of withholding payments for traffic for the following reasons.
In the context of different traffic sources, appropriate conditions are issued, which are stipulated even before the launches. If there is a substitution (partial or complete substitution by another source, which does not correspond to the declared one) on the flow, which was issued for one traffic source - the whole flow is withheld for an attempt to cheat.
Source substitution is cheating, which equates to fraud.
Within one partner, the Partner Program reserves the right to block a partner's account, even without prior notice, upon inspection if violations of the terms of cooperation are detected.
Within a reseller, we ask you to stop the flow completely and not to run it on our affiliate offers anymore.
The methodology of the analysis of indicators and their detailed composition is part of the antifraud system, and cannot be disclosed to third parties.
Thank you!
Dear Maksim18, let's put an end to this story.
We never retract our words and confirm it once again - we did not work directly with you personally and we did not receive traffic from you.
Since you said that you were driving traffic through Alfaleads and have not received your money - of course on this issue you should contact the company you were negotiating with, which was recommended to you by the manager.
We can not comment on the relationship between our affiliate program and the AlfaLeads CPA network for one simple reason - you are a third party in the current matter, no matter how it sounds.
If Alfa or any other CPA-network sends their request to us as part of their links - we help them in solving or giving an answer to the question posed. But it is not the norm for any affiliate program to discuss the flows of an CPA network without their knowledge.
Thank you!
Good afternoon!
We, as the Alfaleads affiliate network, would like to confirm with this message the validity of the feedback from the advertiser. In particular, the advertiser Welcome Partners has notified us about the suspicion of a switched source of traffic. For our part, we fully agree with the requirement of honesty between the partner, the cpa network and the advertiser.
In case a partner intentionally misleads his manager, the CPA-network and the advertiser, we do not guarantee the resolution of the issue in favor of the partner. For our part we have done everything possible to clarify the situation and resolve the issue.
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I've tried working with this affiliate program several times and several other gambling affiliate programs, unfortunately, this theme with my traffic did not work.
BUT
I still get payouts from WelcomePartners, while when you come to other affiliate programs by your bookmarks in your browser, and there aren't any payments, what's more - the site itself doesn't exist anymore - the domain expired and is in the parking lot =)
Only one disadvantage: the pannel is old and ugly, but anyway, it is much better than to get traffic and then be dumped with waithdrawals, but with the beautiful panel =)
Greetings!
Glad to hear your feedback.
And how are things now with the subject of your traffic? Just send us a message on telegram, we'll be happy to help you.
Soon, all our partners will have a personal account with an updated interface. Stay tuned for updates :)
Our contacts telegram:
support: @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina: @kristina_welcome_ambas
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I signed up here, began to send you customers on my referral link, but I can not get into my account, what the hell? They write that it is deactivated. I write to tech support and only hear silence. You suck as an affiliate program.
Good afternoon!
Please email our Telegram support team to resolve this issue: @WelcomePartners (Support)
Thanks in advance!
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This affiliate program's statistics is constantly glitching. First they charge money, then they write it off. Their shave explains that the statistics glitched. It was not just once. I do not recommend to work with this affiliate program.
I drove traffic some traffic for 20k from Fb, then it was written off back as users won more than withdrawn. I do not advise, I drive traffic on another affiliate program, everything is ok there. Although the gurus said that the top and direct advertising.
Hello!
Our affiliate program has been successfully operating since 2013. All these years we stably and timely make payments to our partners. Payouts are automatic - every Monday.
WelcomePartners reputation speaks for itself - we have never been spotted with a shave. We honestly pay for quality traffic.
We have the following payment models: CPA and RevShare.
The fact of "charging back due to winnings more than withdrawn" - is not correct. If webmaster is working on CPA model, he gets payment for active unique player who made baysale amount and fulfilled all conditions within 7 days from the moment of registration. After that, players are placed in a hold, where they are checked by the antifraud system for activity and uniqueness. When the project checks the player, the status of enrollment changes. The status can be either "Confirmed" (approuse, in case the lead is accepted) or "Withheld" (redirect, in case the offer does not accept the lead).
Possible reasons for the re-jacket: Leads that were absolutely inactive during the Hold period or multi-accounts of a player, who has already generated CPA accrual, can be rejected. Of course, forging, motivated and other fraudulent methods of infusing traffic are rejected.
Working with RevShare - you get a percentage of the amount left by your players. Starting RevShare in our affiliate program - 40%.
Regarding statistics.
WelcomePartners stats are updated in real time and updates can take from 5 to 30 minutes. Everything works properly - you can see the latest time of recalculation (update) of statistics in your personal panel. Moreover, we fully updated the personal panel webmaster: updated Dashboard, handy charts, widgets, new parameters in statistics and many other useful features.
Also, please leave your contacts for clarification and clarification of the situation you've encountered. We'll be happy to help you! If necessary, we'll explain all the details again in detail.
Will be grateful for the provision of proofs, namely screenshots, which will confirm the fact of non-payment. So we can reasonably and honestly in the publique to solve all the issues that have arisen. :)
You can always contact us on telegram:
support: @WelcomePartners
brand ambassador Christina: @kristina_welcome_ambas
Lying dumpster
I decided to test velkomoff, worked with them 1.5 months unfortunately. I don't advise anyone to mess with these dumpsters! From the pluses the choice of offers norm, that's all. Now about the minuses:
1. update stat, write 5-30 minutes, in real life zasepalet 1h. 27 minutes. There is a feeling that updates statistics on the machine, and in manual control is. Ie more than confident, edit your stats as they zablogorudetsya;
2. The ratio is terrible, or rather there is no ratio. At the beginning, "dumped" 4 allegedly worthless firstdeep for all time. ratio 40 reg - 4 FD, bullshit, worked in parallel with other affiliate program, the same traffic, players made of the same meat, ratio 3, maximum 5 reg - 1 firstdeep. Conclusion, the ratio they create as they want. Asked the SP about the ratio, wrote 25-30%, ie every third and fourth depit, in fact every tenth at least, because no longer drive traffic on these parashnikov;
3. 3. Customer service, they do not learn anything new, they do not care, they drop the money regularly unfortunately. They do not care about their so-called "partners", all alone otpiska.
4. DO NOT BE FOOLED, THESE SCAMMERS, YOU ARE STUPID THEM GATHER REFERRALS, AND THEY ARE ENGAGED IN SUCKING ALLEGED pennies FROM THE PLAYERS. RATS, I WISH YOUR HANDS WOULD SHRIVEL OFF!
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